tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post78576375597871649..comments2023-07-06T10:19:11.158-05:00Comments on Life of a New Dad: Boy PartsOtter Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10218675244540656914noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-74616261001229273832010-11-03T08:30:16.794-05:002010-11-03T08:30:16.794-05:00as always -- good takes here. when we learned that...as always -- good takes here. when we learned that 2 of our 3 were boys, i asked the nurse tech how she knew. <br /><br />she printed out the pictures and drew circles around nearly-indiscernable extension coming from between their legs.<br /><br />"see these protrusions?" she asked. "they're penises."<br /><br />"YEAH," i answered like a jackass. (i half-thought about going for a chest bump, but i thought better of it.) "You damn straight they are," i continued as i held up my hand for a high-five (which she reluctantly granted. "my boys are locked and LOADED. they can drop the HAMMA."<br /><br />my wife begged me to stopped, telling me how embarrassed she was.<br /><br />"oh, it's okay honey. it's perfectly natural. well all get a little red-face when confronted with such a startling display of virility."john cave osbornehttp://johncaveosborne.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-59730474232809323022010-11-03T07:33:44.409-05:002010-11-03T07:33:44.409-05:00It's almost as if women are as penis obsessed ...It's almost as if women are as penis obsessed as men.WeaselMommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695797746467444304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-27998399933269617472010-11-03T06:05:04.714-05:002010-11-03T06:05:04.714-05:00Personally, I think they are just guessing half th...Personally, I think they are just guessing half the time when they point things out on ultrasounds. It all looks like a bunch of gobbledy gook to me. But it would be nice to eliminate walls that are painted like dessert.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-31831708408594726452010-11-02T12:31:32.982-05:002010-11-02T12:31:32.982-05:00You know, I remember when I was pregnant with Ari ...You know, I remember when I was pregnant with Ari and the ultrasound technician (who had a thick Russian accent) proudly handed over a picture of my future son's penis (on ultrasound) to Wil. "Eet-z a boy!"<br />She proclaimed. Yes, our country is werid.Sarah Faderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00130247223287762814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-7089812495780515822010-11-01T17:50:15.650-05:002010-11-01T17:50:15.650-05:00Funny story. We described to a coworker of my wif...Funny story. We described to a coworker of my wifes how the tech had pointed out the boy parts to us when we were at that stage. She said 'Oh, where they insert a little arrow to show you where it is, right?"<br /><br />Once we got to the car we simultaneously busted up. We were both thinking. 'We didn't need no stinking arrow to see it!'<br /><br />Too funny how proud that made us at the time. lol.James (SeattleDad)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04087365610002249685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-31911481553627700462010-11-01T15:10:19.457-05:002010-11-01T15:10:19.457-05:00You are right...I never thought of it like that, b...You are right...I never thought of it like that, but I carried around that ultrasound pic proving that I had a little boy in my tummy until I had the little boy himself. Okay, maybe not that long, but I did show EVERYONE! <br /><br />It's a little strange when you think about it.Katherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01080646739237808750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-51136601537035124392010-11-01T14:39:34.591-05:002010-11-01T14:39:34.591-05:00haha. this is hilarious...nice...haha. this is hilarious...nice...Brian Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722940075884718007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-27887078301886927402010-11-01T12:36:13.335-05:002010-11-01T12:36:13.335-05:00My wife is also due in March, and we'll find o...My wife is also due in March, and we'll find out tomorrow whether we are having a boy or girl. <br /><br />I started writing a comment but then it got long winded so I just turned it into my own post. :)<br /><br />http://twistedchristian.ca/dadblog/sprouts-ultrasound-tomorrow/twistedxtianhttp://twistedchristian.ca/dadblognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292188936537697563.post-32659090695403527902010-11-01T11:09:09.175-05:002010-11-01T11:09:09.175-05:00this post was cracking me up. i have one friend th...this post was cracking me up. i have one friend that's pregnant and due in march and she's not finding out the sex. I'd have to know!Brandy@YDKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11362084419708971995noreply@blogger.com