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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Top Ten Thoughts On Twins

I promise that I will have a serious take on this matter coming soon. Then in the months to follow I will have every different kind of update and philosophical pondering. Of course those will be blended well with OH %!@# moments. The truth of the matter is that every thought I have is consumed by this situation. But for now I just want to laugh. So here is a light hearted list of the top ten things I thought when informed we were having twins.
  1. I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
  2. Holy #$%!#
  3. Are you drunk lady?
  4. How many is twins?
  5. I wonder if Wal Mart is hiring.
  6. Do they give "father of twins" discounts at the nut house?
  7. This lady is about as funny as George Lopez.
  8. One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish.
  9. Two more and we've got a basketball team.
  10. Breathe.
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15 comments:

  1. Melisa WellsDecember 7, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    How many is twins??? THAT is hilarious!

    Great list; you get extra credit for the "Airplane!" reference.

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  2. KatherineDecember 7, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    I knew there was a reason I was looking forward to your future posts! Hilarious list.

    I cannot imagine what I would think in your place, but surely it'd be close to that!

    Black fish. Blue fish. Old fish. New fish.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 7, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    Also in the running: Is Braden too young to start working?; It'll be just like a Doublemint commercial; AAAAHHHHHHHHH. Tension breaker, had to be done. Good luck man.

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  4. Captain DumbassDecember 7, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    Twins? TWINS? As in two? You did pick a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

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  5. WeaselMommaDecember 8, 2010 at 6:07 AM

    I, like Melisa, love the airplane reference. Maybe you can name on of the babies Leslie?

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  6. My Bottle's Up!December 8, 2010 at 9:20 AM

    BAH HAHAHAHA!!!!

    the basketball team...

    oh man, thanks for the laugh.

    love and sanity to you.

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  7. Jared KarolDecember 8, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    funny list. . . and funny, that two years later, as the father of twins, the list hasn't changed too much for me. Enjoy the ride. . .

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  8. TomDecember 8, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    Those would probably be the ones I'd have too, with more of the Dr Seuss babble leading the group.

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  9. SheilaDecember 8, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    ha! Crack me up!!! Just be NICE to everyone....so you have plenty of babysitters lined up when you need a break! LOL!
    CONGRATULATIONS!!! You and Aricka will do AWESOME!

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  10. Brandy@YDKDecember 8, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    ha. you are gonna need that sense of humor.

    and i think #11 is probably EFF ME

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  11. Jack SteinerDecember 9, 2010 at 1:36 PM

    My baby sisters are twins. You are in for a good time and I mean that sincerely. Just get ready not to sleep for another 35 years. ;)

    Congrats, that is very cool.

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  12. ericdboltonDecember 9, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    Let's not forget driving at the same time and college as well...

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  13. SurprisedMomDecember 9, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    Hysterical list! You have a great sense of humor and you're going to need it! :)

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  14. James (SeattleDad)December 9, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    Our biggest fear during pregnancy was always conjoined triplets.

    So, the key is to think that might have happened, and then be relieve at how much easier twins would be than conjoined triplets.

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  15. Sarah FaderDecember 16, 2010 at 9:45 AM

    I think I'd have similar thoughts. I particularly like the Dr. Seuss reference.

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