Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Top Ten Thoughts On Twins

I promise that I will have a serious take on this matter coming soon. Then in the months to follow I will have every different kind of update and philosophical pondering. Of course those will be blended well with OH %!@# moments. The truth of the matter is that every thought I have is consumed by this situation. But for now I just want to laugh. So here is a light hearted list of the top ten things I thought when informed we were having twins.
  1. I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
  2. Holy #$%!#
  3. Are you drunk lady?
  4. How many is twins?
  5. I wonder if Wal Mart is hiring.
  6. Do they give "father of twins" discounts at the nut house?
  7. This lady is about as funny as George Lopez.
  8. One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish.
  9. Two more and we've got a basketball team.
  10. Breathe.

15 comments:

Melisa with one S said...

How many is twins??? THAT is hilarious!

Great list; you get extra credit for the "Airplane!" reference.

Katherine said...

I knew there was a reason I was looking forward to your future posts! Hilarious list.

I cannot imagine what I would think in your place, but surely it'd be close to that!

Black fish. Blue fish. Old fish. New fish.

PJ Mullen said...

Also in the running: Is Braden too young to start working?; It'll be just like a Doublemint commercial; AAAAHHHHHHHHH. Tension breaker, had to be done. Good luck man.

Captain Dumbass said...

Twins? TWINS? As in two? You did pick a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

WeaselMomma said...

I, like Melisa, love the airplane reference. Maybe you can name on of the babies Leslie?

My Bottle's Up! said...

BAH HAHAHAHA!!!!

the basketball team...

oh man, thanks for the laugh.

love and sanity to you.

Jared Karol said...

funny list. . . and funny, that two years later, as the father of twins, the list hasn't changed too much for me. Enjoy the ride. . .

Tom said...

Those would probably be the ones I'd have too, with more of the Dr Seuss babble leading the group.

Sheila said...

ha! Crack me up!!! Just be NICE to everyone....so you have plenty of babysitters lined up when you need a break! LOL!
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You and Aricka will do AWESOME!

Brandy@YDK said...

ha. you are gonna need that sense of humor.

and i think #11 is probably EFF ME

Jack said...

My baby sisters are twins. You are in for a good time and I mean that sincerely. Just get ready not to sleep for another 35 years. ;)

Congrats, that is very cool.

Eric said...

Let's not forget driving at the same time and college as well...

SurprisedMom said...

Hysterical list! You have a great sense of humor and you're going to need it! :)

James (SeattleDad) said...

Our biggest fear during pregnancy was always conjoined triplets.

So, the key is to think that might have happened, and then be relieve at how much easier twins would be than conjoined triplets.

Old School/New School Mom said...

I think I'd have similar thoughts. I particularly like the Dr. Seuss reference.