- I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
- Holy #$%!#
- Are you drunk lady?
- How many is twins?
- I wonder if Wal Mart is hiring.
- Do they give "father of twins" discounts at the nut house?
- This lady is about as funny as George Lopez.
- One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish.
- Two more and we've got a basketball team.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
I promise that I will have a serious take on this matter coming soon. Then in the months to follow I will have every different kind of update and philosophical pondering. Of course those will be blended well with OH %!@# moments. The truth of the matter is that every thought I have is consumed by this situation. But for now I just want to laugh. So here is a light hearted list of the top ten things I thought when informed we were having twins.