- I think the greatest tribute a man could ever receive is having a type of pizza named after him worldwide.
- I haven't smoked in about 7 years, but I did once smoke. I always thought menthols tasted like smoking a Christmas tree.
- I saw a couple at Wal-Mart that had a 30 pack of beer and a basketball in their shopping cart and nothing else. I think it is obvious they were going to get drunk and work on their free throw shooting.
- I don't think there is any better way on earth to stick it to the man than spending company money on beer.
- Arica and I went to a karaoke night recently. All you hear at those things is wannabe singing stars. Haven't these people heard of American Idol? Go see Simon and give karaoke night back to the drunks.
- Arica and I saw a show in Branson recently that featured the Blues Brothers. Seeing a pretend John Belushi talk about how his good friend Ray Charles had passed away was just odd.
- Arica and I were at a drive thru where the person in front of us was taking forever. She said people ordering that much should have to go inside. I agreed and added that I wouldn't expect a guy with a bike attached to his car to be too lazy to go in to order.
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I once went to Wal-mart and bought beer, ammunition and diapers. I swear I am not white trash.
LOL love the Wal Mart couple. That's hilarious. Nothing like beer and basketball!
On the karaoke thing-I agree completely!
Amazing what you see in those Walmart carts....
Have a great Tuesday.
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I officially want to get a 30 pack and a b'ball now. Sounds brilliant. I suck at b'ball though, so maybe a volleyball...
"Go see Simon and give karaoke night back to the drunks."
Ok, that made me laugh out loud.
Your whole post made me smile, widely. I see the humor in your observations. It seems you also see the humor in every day life. That's a good way to be. By the way, next time I'm in Wal-mart I think I'll pay closer attention to what's in people's carts. I can always use a good laugh.
have you been to people at walmart.com or whatever? it has the best pictures.
I find nothing odd about the beer and a basketball purchase. I think your just jealous of my purchases. =)
Happy belated birthday to you first off!
Scary that Walmart brings out the crazies! You should go to my blog and check out the website I posted. It's the People at Walmart site and it is freaky scary and downright horrifying. And yet I go back to it every so often just to watch the freakshow! And yes, I am slightly embarrassed that I even do that!
It's the same thing at a drive-thru bank. If you need to pass the tube back and forth more than once, take it inside.
As soon as I open my salumeria/pizzeria I'm naming a pizza after you, what do you want on it :)
Here's to getting the "LIfe of a New Dad" Pizza! Love it.
I was at a Dairy Queen drive through once, and when the driver took the ice cream from the window clerk, he held it there while his dog lapped at it... for five minutes. Rudeness.
Maybe the beer couple were gearing up for a night of strip horse - you never know about people!
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