Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Fisher Price Mail Man


Braden's new favorite toy is the Fisher Price Laugh & Learn Learning Letters Mailbox. Fisher Price really should try to get some longer names for their toys. These are just too easy to remember. Anyway the mailbox is the third in our lineup of laugh and learn toys. I wrote about the Puppy here. We also have the Laugh and Learn Storybook Rhymes. This Fisher Price bunch is a monster.

I know many bloggers out there review products for free samples and other compensation. That is fine with me. After all the only thing better than free stuff is free beer. And the only thing better than free beer is free cold beer. So review to the tune of free stuff if you want. This post is netting me nothing. I just wanted to share a little bit about Braden's favorite new toy.

No matter where we place the mail box Braden finds it. He will roll over onto his tummy and seek it out. Once he finds the toy he makes his way too it by a series of rolling and scooting maneuvers. Using these methods he can reach most places in the living room. When he gets the mail box in his mitts he turns it over, opens it up, and gets the mail. Once he gets the mail he starts trying to eat it. He may be on to something here. Eating bills sounds a lot more pleasurable than paying them. I don't know if Fisher Price meant for the plastic letters to serve as teethers, but they do a good job. Braden loves to chew on them.

The box sings and is brightly colored. I'm sure that the bright colors help draw Braden to the postal receptacle. The songs certainly make him happy too. I still think there might be something more powerful drawing him towards the postal arena. This something is his DNA.

My Dad has been a mail man all my life. It's a part of my family tradition. I once told my parents that I wasn't going to college. I was going to stay home and join the family business. The business was of course delivering the mail. My mother, perhaps worried I was serious, demanded I go to college. So my dreams of following in my Dad's footsteps ended.

My interest in the post office didn't end there though. My two favorite sitcoms of all time are "Seinfeld" and "Cheers". Yes, both shows have mail men as prominent characters. Coincidence? I think not. Cliff Clavin is one of my favorite Cheers characters. He is funny in a helpless loser kind of way.

Seinfeld sports the dark rantings of Newman. He has spouted many great lines on the show. He also has some funny descriptions of the postal service that I always tried to share with my Dad. I don't think he was amused, but I shared anyway. Dad never was stressed too much by the mail, but it happens. Here's Newman's take on that.




My Dad was a mail man. I am drawn to sitcoms with funny mail men. Braden is drawn to toy mail boxes. Our dog likes to raise his leg and mark mail boxes. All these things are too much to overlook. The men in this family must have letter carrying DNA.

9 comments:

Daddy Files said...

Multiple males mull mail mystery.

I like it.

surprised mom said...

Oh, excuse me, I was still oohing and ahhing over the baby's picture. Yep, Fisher Price keeps those names short and simple don't they? LOL. With all that mail carrier DNA in the family, I wonder if one day you'll be hearing, "Dad, I want to be a mail man?"

Rob said...

That mailbox looks cool. My son and youngest daughter had a Fisher Price mailbox but a little different then yours and they loved it. I think being a mailman would be cool.

Jen said...

too funny!

WeaselMomma said...

Braden is so cute. Doesn't it just amaze you how colorful and expensive these glorified chew toys are?

Bee said...

I love Newman! (not in the I'd have his babies sort of way)

One of my favorite lines in Seinfeld in regards to Newman is when Jerry says "Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy, and he lives down the hall from my home. My home, Elaine! Where I sleep; where I come to play with my toys"

Otter Thomas said...

@Bee: I am glad someone finally responded to Newman. I was worried. I love that line too. It's taken almost verbatim from The Godfather II.

Libby said...

I like to get mail...maybe I'm related. Also I love to get comments..thank you so much for making one on my blog...I'll be keeping my eye on you and Braden.
Dad Blogs is the place to be.

GreenJello said...

Hopefully Braden won't take to marking the mailbox...